HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME:Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice,ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm,lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate ,attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade ,spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug,locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist,pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky,crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing,slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify,lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet,slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry,knead,fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle,amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize, worship, and then go back, ack,and do it again.

HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME:Show up.




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