"Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless; peacocks and lilies, for example."

- John Ruskin (The Stones of Venice, I)



"Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon."

- Susan Ertz


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