"Is There Anybody Who Doesn't Like A Redhead?"
Why do redheads really like their hair color?
It does the same thing for the men it does for the bulls...
it fires them up!
Why didn't Indians scalp redheads?
They knew better.
Why aren't most redheads flat-chested?
It makes the T-shirt reading more exciting.
Who makes all the bras for redheads?
Why, Frederick's, of course!
Why are redheads so proud of their hair?
It's a clear indication of their feisty and "fiery" nature.
How can you tell a redhead is lonely?
There are less than 5 men around her.
Why are redheads considered evil?
Aren't *all* addictions considered bad for you?
What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A man that's taken with a redhead, but is batting "zero."
Why don't redheads wear training bras?
There's nothing "in training" on a redhead.
Why did they quit selling redheads Barbie dolls?
Ken kept having low self esteem issues.
How do redheads get the tangles out their hair?
A bottle of wine, candles, a good brush, and an even better man.
What kind of costumes do redhead girls wear on Halloween?
The kinds of costumes their mothers don't let them out the
door with.
Why don't redheads get breast implants?
Why improve upon perfection?
What did the frustrated redhead say to her uninterested
lover?
Nothing, 'frustrated' and 'uninterested' don't appear in a
redhead's vocabulary.
Why did G-d create redheads?
He looked at Man and said "Good, now let me reward him
to the fullest."
What do redheads miss most about a great party?
The lack of equal partners in the men.
How do you describe a redhead whose phone rings on
Saturday night?
Busy.
What do you call a good-looking man with a redhead?
Extremely lucky.
How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.
How did Revlon come up with its redhead hair color?
Does the word "passion" ring a bell?
What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead
in bed?
A blonde lets you leave her bed when you are satisfied;
a redhead lets you leave her bed when SHE is satisfied.
Quotes:
Brunette after sex, "Oh that was great! Love you... wanna
marry?"
Blonde after sex, "Next!"
Redhead after sex, "Better start chewing some VITAMINS,
kid!"
How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for
a girlfriend?
She has scratched "Stay off MY TURF!" on his back with
her claws.... er... nails, that is.
Q: Why don't redheads like plastic vibrators?
A: Too frail for endurance.
Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A: She unties you.
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